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cranshy :: cranshy :: كرانشى الحب كلة
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من طرف theshadow الثلاثاء سبتمبر 18, 2007 10:03 am
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her
Sacha Guitry
Sacha Guitry
After , husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together
Hemant Joshi
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
Socrates
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them
Dumas
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, " What does a woman want ?
Sigmund Freud
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me
Anonymous
Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing -- She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman
Henry Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. "
Sam Kinison
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming.
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy
Anonymous
Anonymous
hahahahahahahahaha
theshadow- معاكم يابشررر
عدد الرسائل : 56
العمر : 37
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تاريخ التسجيل : 20/08/2007
رد: $$ Marriage $$
من طرف Barbie.Girl الثلاثاء سبتمبر 18, 2007 7:26 pm
Hhhhhhhhh tnx rambooooooooo {wa7eshny}
Barbie.Girl- مين جابنى هنا
عدد الرسائل : 300
العمل : bdrees
المزاج : akher 7lawa :D:D
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تاريخ التسجيل : 17/08/2007
رد: $$ Marriage $$
من طرف Barbie.Girl الثلاثاء سبتمبر 18, 2007 7:27 pm
Hhhhhhhhh tnx rambooooooooo {wa7eshny}
Barbie.Girl- مين جابنى هنا
عدد الرسائل : 300
العمل : bdrees
المزاج : akher 7lawa :D:D
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تاريخ التسجيل : 17/08/2007
رد: $$ Marriage $$
من طرف t0ota MIX الأربعاء سبتمبر 19, 2007 12:54 am
هههههههههههههههههه
ثانكس على التوبيك
ثانكس على التوبيك
t0ota MIX- مين جابنى هنا
عدد الرسائل : 1093
العمر : 33
البلد : خـــــارج العــــــــالم
المزاج : رايق موووت
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تاريخ التسجيل : 03/09/2007
cranshy- صاحب المصطبه
عدد الرسائل : 1341
العمر : 34
البلد : من خربتها مش على الخريطة يا بوووووووووى
العمل : بيقولواا طاااااالب فى تجاااارة
المزاج : فى الهنتريش العالى
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تاريخ التسجيل : 04/08/2007
رد: $$ Marriage $$
من طرف logy الأربعاء سبتمبر 19, 2007 10:10 pm
بجد تحفه بس انت مش شايف انهم متحاملين على البنت شويه ؟ بس عامة تحفه يا رامبو و بجد بشكرك عليه 
logy- مين جابنى هنا
عدد الرسائل : 440
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تاريخ التسجيل : 18/08/2007
رد: $$ Marriage $$
من طرف theshadow الخميس سبتمبر 20, 2007 1:20 am
العفو يا جماعة و شكراً على ردودكو
ياعني هو ده كلامي دا كلام اشهر ناس في العالم 
ياعني هو ده كلامي
دا كلام اشهر ناس في العالم
theshadow- معاكم يابشررر
عدد الرسائل : 56
العمر : 37
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تاريخ التسجيل : 20/08/2007
رد: $$ Marriage $$
من طرف nony alex الخميس سبتمبر 20, 2007 1:30 am
hahahahaaaaaaa 
nice topic ramboooooo 
nice topic ramboooooo 
nony alex- الـمـراقـب العـام
عدد الرسائل : 1985
العمر : 39
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تاريخ التسجيل : 23/08/2007
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